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REMEMBER BENGHAZI: 9/11/12 - AMB Chris Stevens, Glen Doherty, Tyrone Woods, Sean Smith and their families! ALL HEROES!

CAN WE TRUST BARACK OBAMA? - "I will stand with the Muslims should the political winds shift in an ugly direction." Barack Hussein Obama

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americamessedup - November 22, 2014, 8:58 pm
So your saying that all muslims are bad. you make me sick
birddseedd - December 28, 2013, 7:31 pm
This is a ph**oshoped image and a missquote
OTC - October 3, 2012, 4:44 pm
World domination, isn't that the goal of evil people in the James Bond movies? And they always seem to fail.

LEARN HISTORY OR... - REPEAT IT. Those Who Cannot Learn From History Are Doomed To Repeat It. Obama is the mistake America will learn. Don't do it AGAIN! Correct The Mistake: November 6, 2012. Obama... NEVER AGAIN!

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eddyleesmith - January 8, 2013, 12:32 pm
I love things taken out of context. They can be manipulated for what ever purpose you wish. Jesus said eat of my body and drink of my blood and live forever. This does not make him Dracula.


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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 27, 2013, 1:24 pm
I love it! In honor of this poster, this little piggy is going to market.

IF GUNS KILL PEOPLE, THEN: - Mechanics don't fix cars, Wrenches do. Carpenters don't build houses, Hammers do. Firemen don't save lives, Axes do. Doctors don't cure people, Knives do.

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Renza - March 28, 2013, 7:07 pm
you repost a lot batty.

MASS SHOOTERS WERE DEMOCRATS - Guns are not the problem. Democrats are the real problem. Disarm the Democrats! They have proved that they are not capable of living peacefully with anyone.

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Rudedog - February 10, 2013, 1:19 am
Yeah but if gun laws were more restrictive then these acts of madness would have been averted. "Sarcasm defined".


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MashiMashi - November 10, 2012, 4:42 pm

JUST RESTRICT GUN RIGHTS OF DEMOCRATS, - not Republicans. They are incapable of living peacefully with anyone. Most crimes and murders are committed in the cities of America and by the constituency of the Democratic Party.

POPULISTS LIKE OBAMA - will destroy America. Wake up! Wake up and smell the fascism. Those who cannot learn from history are doomed to repeat it. It's time National Socialism was destroyed in THIS country now!

ILLUMINATI CARD GAME - How in the world did Steve Jackson know that the Twin Towers of the WTC were going to be attacked? This card accurately depicted the World Trade Center attack in great detail.

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posterman - April 17, 2013, 9:18 am
come on bat...next you will be exposing dollar bills with 9/11 prophesy...stick to the real issues you are good at!
PapaFox - November 12, 2012, 4:13 pm
Illuminati?? LOL no wonder you're such a loon! :-D
Cannabal - November 12, 2012, 3:31 pm

OBAMA-LAMA-DING-DONG - Saying it musically, Obama am a ding-dong!

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RonaldReagan - April 5, 2015, 3:01 am
Catchy. Sending this to my niece.
arnnatz - October 7, 2012, 7:32 pm
me some too
JGalt - October 7, 2012, 7:24 pm
jaxx - October 7, 2012, 6:52 pm

Guns save lives, keep us free -

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RonaldReagan - April 4, 2015, 9:23 pm
It won't
AlphaForce - January 28, 2014, 3:23 am
It's true what the NRA says. Proof, in Hungary Hand guns are illegal. Only Police and Criminals own them.

OBAMALOGIC - Supports civilian uprisings in Libya, Egypt, and Syria. Asks why any civilian would need an "assault" rifle.


GUN RIGHTS ARE A CIVIL LIBERTY - People who object to weapons aren't abolishing violence, they're begging for rule by brute force!!!

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Doggit - January 14, 2013, 9:15 am
The constitutional reason; protection from tyranny.
OTC - December 23, 2012, 9:43 pm
OTC - December 23, 2012, 9:42 pm
The one realistic reason to own a weapon- it pisses off a iberal
Bandit5906 - December 17, 2012, 10:43 pm
The one realistic reason for owning guns: self-defense!
PapaFox - December 8, 2012, 8:33 am
You should add the one realistic reason for owning guns - hunting.


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RonaldReagan - July 19, 2015, 2:17 am
Spotted Shatner's toupee. Do I get a prize?


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terroraustralis - January 17, 2014, 10:34 am
well, when you kidnap someone and torture them for years it doesnt matter whether they liked you or not when you first picked them up, they're gonna want you dead.
liveinashoe - September 1, 2013, 11:41 pm
He was released to Saudi Arabia in 2007 and passed through a Saudi rehabilitation program for former jihadists before resurfacing with Al Qaeda in Yemen
vbattaile - October 26, 2012, 10:56 pm
Friends may come and go but enemies accumulate
PaGreer - October 25, 2012, 5:33 pm
We may have armed them, but we didn't create them. Good investment at the time because it helped to drive the USSR to bankruptcy. Tell me, what good came from this dweeb being released from GITMO? Good feelings, maybe? Ahh, sweet! That's so important.
thatmfguy - October 13, 2012, 9:26 am
Where did al Qaeda and the Taliban come from? Oh...right. We armed them to fight the Russians.

RIGHT TO BEAR ARMS - Support The Right To "Bear Arms". The right of the people to "Keep and Bear Arms" shall not be infringed! The 2nd Amendment... It's Not About Hunting

JOKE'S OVER - Bring on the REAL President. Obama: One Word Joke. Obama Is A Clown But He Isn't Funny. Are We Over Obama Yet? Four More? Are You Insane?

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RonaldReagan - April 5, 2015, 3:23 am
This is a little funny. Mostly because of that classic R. Lee Ermey stare

CRIMINALS DON'T FOLLOW LAWS - Guns Ain't The Problem, Criminals Are!!!

THESE PLEASURE-PRODUCING DISTRACTIONS - embody the prolefeed necessary to keep the proles in the same state of stupidity as the animals. The other purpose is to sap all the time of the proles so they have no time in their lives for governmental matters.

COME RAIN OR SHINE - Soldiers of the 3rd Inf Reg. continue to stand guard at the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier, despite the worsening weather conditions surrounding Hurricane Sandy. The tomb has been guarded continuously since 1948.

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RonaldReagan - June 4, 2015, 6:55 pm
Home of the brave

OBAMA'S FRIENDS: - Ayers - Terrorist. Wright - Racist. Rezko - Criminal. Raines - Swindler. Johnston - Swindler. Alinsky - Mentor. Is this the CHANGE you want? Tell me who your friends are and I'll tell you who you are

I'LL TELL YOU WHAT MR. PRESIDENT, - the day that you publicly take responsibility for your "Fast and Furious" slaughter and clean up your own horrendous weapons mess, I'll be very willing to listen to your ideas on gun control.

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MashiMashi - February 3, 2013, 2:36 pm
They just did a too fats too furiouse arms deal in MILWAUKEE the fools lost thier own machine gun.

we the sheeple -

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ChadAllen - April 25, 2013, 2:13 pm
The best wolf/sheeple pic I've seen to date!

THE BLOWBACK FROM LIBYA - Ultimately, as President Harry Truman meant it when he put the famous sign on his Oval Office desk, the "buck stops" nowhere else but at the White House.


ASSAULT WEAPONS - Good enough for Obama to sell to Mexican Drug Cartels, but not good enough for you to own for self defense. Any attempt to disarm Americans will be resisted.

OBAMA 2012: PARASITE NATION - Obama: Preaching "Hope and Change" to the Dopes and Deranged! Impeach the Leech

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eddyleesmith - January 8, 2013, 8:57 pm
Very true, but we can all break it down farther and just say people are people. They all just want to be happy. Unfortunately people as I did stereotype people by party. It was wrong. I am just sick of party vs party. both parties have good and bad Ideas.
arnnatz - January 8, 2013, 7:08 pm
Define republican state. Just because a state votes republican, that doesn't mean that the majority are republican. It could also mean that a higher percentage of republicans in those states vote than the number of dems
eddyleesmith - January 8, 2013, 12:07 pm
And yet the republican states lead in welfare.

THE EMPEROR HAS NO CLOTHES - No action was taken, no troops deployed to aid those under siege in the 7 hour attack. Obama and his administration did nothing.

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Bandit5906 - September 14, 2016, 11:36 pm
Obama should be tried jailed and hung for treason. He watched them die on live TV. Prolly lit up a torp*** and relaxed!

STUPID PEOPLE - should be spayed and neutered. Ignorance can be fixed. Stupidity is forever. Progressives are DEFINITIVE PROOF that STUPID cannot be fixed !

A closet Muslim -

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Jamison12 - May 4, 2014, 11:26 pm
Exactly! One has to study Islam in 11th grade world history now in public schools. This is called propaganda at its finest xD
RONHUSTLEMAN - September 15, 2013, 12:15 pm
lol....clearly you know NOTHING about ISLAM!

BARACK OBAMA: PATHOLOGICAL LIAR - Obama: Out of Ideas, Out of Excuses, Out of Time. Boot Obama Out! Obama Out of Office 2012. Obamaless 1/20/13 or ASAP.

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eddyleesmith - January 8, 2013, 12:13 pm
Oddly enough there was not the whining and complaining when over 1000 Americans were killed in embassies while Bush was in office.


OBAMA: ALL HAT NO CATTLE - Just Words, No Substance. No Barack Obumma!

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RonaldReagan - April 5, 2015, 3:33 am
Barry is also like t*** on a bull

Are our soldiers going hungry while Congress boosts its pay? -

WHERE WAS THE HELP THEY ASKED FOR? - The Watergate cover-up, the Iran-Contra Arms-Deal, and the Monica Lewinsky scandals all pale in comparison to this far more severe Benghazi cover-up.

WHEN DEMOCRATS RULE - There are similarities in large U.S. cities worth noting. Cities such as Detroit, Chicago, Oakland, Los Angeles, San Francisco and others are deep in debt, and their streets are filled with human depravity.

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vbattaile - January 15, 2014, 2:14 am
yea, Mexifornia is doomed.....
vbattaile - January 15, 2014, 2:14 am
Report Warns That Los Angeles Is a City in Decline: http://www.sodahead.com/united-states/report-warns-that-los-angeles-is-a-city-in-decline-is-la-doomed/question-4136357/?page=11&postId=121290485#post_121290485&link=ibaf&q=&esrc=s
foxrecon19d - March 23, 2013, 7:32 am
True. Washington became the most corrupt city in America when a Chicago politician became president and filled his cabinet with even more Chicago politicians. And having lived in Chicago, I see America becoming more and more like...well, Chicago.
Cannabal - March 22, 2013, 9:17 pm
Not true. Everyone knows that D.C. is the most corrupt city in America.


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RonaldReagan - February 1, 2014, 3:27 pm
Are you listening Barry?
Reality Lord - July 28, 2013, 7:04 pm

Preacher Man - March 28, 2013, 12:31 pm
Four years? More like twenty years.

SMART WOMEN VOTE ROMNEY - Women who care about America's future will vote for Mitt Romney

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EmilioDumphque - January 17, 2013, 4:24 pm

BENGHAZI-GATE: OBAMA KNEW - The truth is out – the Obama administration knew that the Benghazi attack was pre-planned within 24 hours afterward. There is no other way to call it – they knowingly lied to the American electorate.

DOGS FOR ROMNEY RYAN '12 - Dogs Against Obama. Nobama 2012


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Pikeman - November 4, 2015, 7:21 pm
Say the people that insist the solution to our problems is more of the policies that created the problems.
Scramblus - September 9, 2013, 8:16 pm
How many **** motivators can one man make?
Bandit5906 - June 8, 2013, 10:22 pm
Perhaps you might want to re-think that?
Renza - February 22, 2013, 5:19 pm
Yes, but this is way more fun. Ooh, what happens when you put a republican in front of a mirror? - They tell the other guy hes an idiot liberal conspirator that doesn't know what hes talking about.
vbattaile - February 22, 2013, 4:14 pm
got anything better to do with your creative life???????
Renza - February 22, 2013, 8:15 am
They're far more willing to listen to reason and facts than a republican. So I say go for it


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fauxnews - January 27, 2014, 3:03 am
That's cute, kid. You hold onto that.
fauxnews - January 26, 2014, 9:55 pm
TRANSLATION: blah blah blah blah blarnnatz...
OTC - January 26, 2014, 9:01 pm
Just goes to show when you act human we can come to agreements, but when you act like a liberal...
fauxnews - January 25, 2014, 8:57 pm
I get it.You're bitter.Dont pretend I didnt see you try(and fail)to drag other people into your quarrel with me only for them to ignore you and for it to backfire. Just drink a warm glass of milk & tell mommy all about it. Everything will be okay kid. :-)
fauxnews - January 25, 2014, 8:40 pm
Oh, you don't need to remind me that you're fuming mad and insecurely trying to get back at me. Especially when you're jumping into a friendly conservation between me and birdseed that had nothing to do with you. Therapist wouldn't answer his phone again?
OTC - January 25, 2014, 5:49 pm
Exactly faux. Try telling that to stupid liberals who believe in same s e x marriage that they are destroying the foundation of civilization
fauxnews - January 25, 2014, 12:36 am
Well....gotta keep the lass happy...lol..Behind every strong man is an understanding, much stronger woman. :-) The foundation of civilization.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 25, 2014, 12:25 am

Hey, Victoria. your slip is showing.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 25, 2014, 12:22 am

As opposed to what? don't produce?, don't consume?, bear nothing?, be nothing?.....this poster is riddled with nonsense. 1L
birddseedd - January 25, 2014, 12:22 am
"Great post, mate" What he doesnt know, I do what my wife tells me to :P
fauxnews - January 25, 2014, 12:14 am
Exactly, live out of your heart and you will never go wrong. Shakespeare once said,"There is nothing ever good or bad, but thinking makes it so." Maybe the Egyptians weren't crazy after all equating the heart with the mind. Great post, mate.
birddseedd - January 25, 2014, 12:07 am
What if my wife and kid make me happy? I don't do things because other people expect it, I do it because it makes me happy. Wouldn't not doing something because of anothers opinions, in itself be conformity? Conforming to a smaller opinion.
simplegenius - December 5, 2012, 2:41 pm
you don't have to do any of that except work so you have money to buy necessities.. the others are suggestions.


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BlackLivesMatter - March 18, 2016, 12:56 am
an UP yours, ain't this the mother f***ing truth?
realitycheck - September 27, 2015, 3:44 am
Because what could go wrong with giving the government the power to sic the IRS on churches it doesn't like?
RonaldReagan - April 4, 2015, 9:21 pm
Tax the church of scientology. They are not a church but are tax exempt. Can I open a church with me as the Pope? I don't like paying taxes either.
birddseedd - December 28, 2013, 6:01 pm
"love of money"
birddseedd - December 28, 2013, 6:01 pm
You should re read it, never says money is the root of all evil.
JGalt - December 28, 2013, 5:57 pm
1 Timothy 6:10 King James Version (KJV) For the love of [money is the root of all evil]: which while some coveted after, they have erre
JGalt - December 28, 2013, 5:57 pm
Sure it does. 1 Timothy 6:10. But its taken out of context
birddseedd - December 27, 2013, 1:28 pm
Miss quote, the bible never says money is the root of all evil.
RonaldReagan - December 15, 2013, 9:57 am
Offensive. Churches give most of their money away.

ZOMBIES EAT BRAINS... - YOU'RE SAFE. The zombies are after brains. Don't worry. You're safe.

YOU VOTED FOR OBAMA - to Prove You're Not a Racist. Now It's Time to Vote For Romney to Prove You're Not an Idiot! Opposing Socialism/Tyranny Is Not Racism! It's Patriotism!

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eddyleesmith - January 8, 2013, 12:39 pm
Thousands of republicans refused to vote because their party put up a flip flopping liberal to run against Obama. Even I would have voted for a conservative candidate and voted for A libertarian because that was the closest candidate that was running.


I RESPECT WOMEN - Manners make the man. "Unity" is a 2-way street of mutual respect! "Woman is the handsomest in animal creation." Hebrew

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birddseedd - December 28, 2013, 6:50 pm
Obviously created by a single guy.
RonaldReagan - December 15, 2013, 9:55 am

OPPRESSION STARTS WITH GUN REGISTRATION - One of the main causes of the American colonies to rebel against the British was their seizing of citizens' guns. So it is with totalitarian governments — Adolf Hitler, Castro, Stalin, Mao.

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calron - June 7, 2015, 2:35 pm
Hitler Ate Sugar.
nicholsjoshua15 - December 5, 2013, 12:07 am
Hitler also beat the hell out of his dog, he ra**d his cousin, and did so many horrible things that I would run out of room on herr before I even finished listing twenty five percent of what he did.
Scramblus - September 30, 2013, 5:42 pm
Hitler also loved dogs-discuss.
ipaprime - March 6, 2013, 7:53 am
no he quoted history, herr gobbels
PapaFox - March 5, 2013, 8:09 pm
Godwinized yourself AGAIN. :-D


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RonaldReagan - April 4, 2015, 9:26 pm
A keeper. Sending this to my son. Whether you agree with the politics of gun control or not, this is undeniably a gut buster. Five stars

DON'T LET OBAMA FOOL YOU! - Barry Obama is not true with his past! FOOL you TWICE, SHAME on YOU

The Obama Nation is an abomination!! -

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Scramblus - August 13, 2013, 5:24 pm
Apparantly the author wants Obama to engage in necromancy.

REGIME CHANGE 2012 - Romney Ryan 2012: It's Time For Change. REAL HOPE AND REAL CHANGE COMING!

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JGalt - December 6, 2012, 12:06 am
apparently you have not seen the figures about how conficating 100% of salaries of the rich would not even begin to fund the deficit. Liberals fail to comprehend that its a spending problem, not a tax revenue problem!
realogic - December 5, 2012, 8:07 pm
It's just a shame socialism is never put to use the way it should be. Force the ultra wealthy to pay their real fair share of taxes. They would rather watch the whole country descend into chaos then lend a helping hand to a fragile economy.
Comedian1298 - November 24, 2012, 1:07 am
Obama's Logic: make everyone poor by "giving money to the poor" Simply:socialism where everyone is equally poor
romneyisatool - November 6, 2012, 11:51 pm
Okay, set my clock... to four more years of Obama. Make sure you do the same... REAL change is coming. Gains in the Senate... Bush Taxes expire... Vik jumping out his window.. hahahahaha


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MPsniper - December 18, 2012, 8:47 am
uhmmmmmmmmmm....pre-born....and....unborn....dont mean the same thing.
foxrecon19d - December 17, 2012, 7:25 pm
"... said the illiterate who can't even post a reply properly ... :-D" According to PapaFox, posting a reply "properly" must start with "Our Obama, who art in Washington. hallowed be thy name..."
PapaFox - December 17, 2012, 6:19 pm
... said the illiterate who can't even post a reply properly ... :-D
foxrecon19d - December 17, 2012, 6:14 pm
Borderline illiterate? Seeing as how you are so completely spellbound to anything that your Obamassiah tells you, a "borderline illiterate" is your intellectual master. Happy to continue your education, but I can't help you with your g** fantasies.
foxrecon19d - December 17, 2012, 6:14 pm
Borderline illiterate? Seeing as how you are so completely spellbound to anything that your Obamassiah tells you, a "borderline illiterate" is your intellectual master. Happy to continue your education, but I can't help you with your g** fantasies.
PapaFox - December 17, 2012, 8:39 am
Learn anything from a borderline illiterate? Not likely. (And why are you having homo***ual fantasies now?) :-D
foxrecon19d - December 16, 2012, 4:50 pm
Looks like YOU are the one getting the education, Lick Nuts. You are welcome.
PapaFox - December 16, 2012, 3:42 pm
FFS get an education.
foxrecon19d - December 16, 2012, 2:59 pm
Who fought a Civil War in defense of slavery? Nice try, Obama sycophant. And which party has kept blacks enslaved to them to this very day? Nice try, though. I'm sure your God Obama will grant you get TWO food stamps to put in your buscuit.
PapaFox - December 16, 2012, 2:37 pm
The Democratic Party didn't exist in 1787 when the US Constitution was written. FFS, get an education.
foxrecon19d - December 16, 2012, 1:40 pm
SLAVERY-Brought to you by the Democrats. The KKK- Same thing. Guess that makes it okay also. Hypocrite much, PF?
PapaFox - December 16, 2012, 10:55 am
Roe v Wade -- brought to you by a conservative Republican-dominated Supreme Court.

WELL, WELL, WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE, FEINSTEIN? - The FBI statistics, from 2005 to 2011, show that more people were killed with "blunt instruments" like hammers and clubs than by rifles.


AMERICA DETESTS HYPOCRITES - Limousine liberals and penthouse proletariats take their own affluence for granted while begrudging it to the rest of us. The hypocrisy is sickening.

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Pikeman - November 5, 2015, 8:06 am
realogic incapable of discerning the hypocrisy of socialist celebrating their wealth. And hates people that use their own wealth to help others become self sufficient instead of dependent.
realogic - February 3, 2013, 10:43 pm
Just remember tho the Republicans would be absolutely no different if the shoe was on the other foot. Blame your entire government for past 30-40 years for the mess you are in now.

CHICAGO POLITICS COMES TO D.C. - Chicago has one of the most – if not the most – restrictive gun laws in the United States, and yet it has one of the highest gun-related murder rates. New York City runs a tight second in both of these areas.


OBAMA: ONE SCARY DUDE - Boo! Obama is Scary. Very Scary. Socialism is Scary. November 6, 2012: The day the nightmare ends

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Comedian1298 - November 29, 2012, 11:36 pm
Unfortunately, the monster was not stoppped.

OBAMA LIES YOU BELIEVE - Obama: CHANGE you can deceive with. Don't Trust Obama. Don't Get Fooled Again

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posterman - July 18, 2013, 2:24 pm
sadly it's too late...the sheep have voted for obunble AGAIN the lazy have out voted the working class

Mexico -

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realitycheck - October 8, 2015, 3:24 am
Because the d*** armenians aren't pouring over our borders by the thousands daily.
Sweetpeasmilez - December 17, 2013, 7:10 pm
Yes it is & it is pathetic!!
fauxnews - December 16, 2013, 10:27 am
It's an American tradition, ain't it? The ghost of fascism, moving from scapegoat to bloody scapegoat.
Sweetpeasmilez - December 15, 2013, 4:40 pm
Anissue I have is why everyone singles out Mexican. We have people from 20 or more different countries here illegally. Chinese,Armenian,Russian have huge crime syndicates here that cause the US damage but you focus on Hispanics that keep the US afloat.
Sweetpeasmilez - December 15, 2013, 4:36 pm
Not saying I do not agree however the reason they have stricter laws is because the oppurtunitys in Mexico are fewer it also have to do with drugs being carted around.

DEPORT PIERS - If conservatives don't like guns, they just don't buy one. If liberals don't like guns, then they think no one should have one. Morgan Go Home!

DNC PREDICTS ROMNEY DEBATE WIN - in battle of lowered expectations. "er, um, uh, um, um..." You Can't Fix Stupid But you can take away his teleprompter

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vbattaile - October 1, 2012, 4:31 am
Bye Bye Barry
terroraustralis - October 1, 2012, 1:37 am
i agree, what kind of wierdo replies to their own poster?
vbattaile - October 1, 2012, 12:40 am
What a loser

WHY DO WE KEEP LOOKING TO GOVERNMENT - to fix our problems when it's clear they don't have a clue or want to fix anything. Only government can urinate on us, tell us it's raining and subsidize umbrellas to solve the problem.

AMERICAN OIL FROM AMERICAN SOIL - Give U.S. Independence, We Demand America Drill!

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eddyleesmith - January 8, 2013, 12:04 pm
Wow, I have not seen an older triple like that in near 10 years.

Like Sgt. Schultz, President Obama hears nothing! Sees nothing! Knows nothing! -

LIBYA WANTS A NEW MUSLIM LEADER - Let's Give Them Ours! BARAKA OBAMA: stop the lies, fire the fraud. NObama '12


AMERICA IS DIVIDED - Conservatives vs Liberals. Let's see who "SURVIVES"

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RonaldReagan - May 15, 2015, 6:13 pm
Looks like Texans finally got the memo. Morons
birddseedd - December 28, 2013, 6:58 pm
You know the problem i have with this poster, i live in michigan, i tell a cop i have a gun, he doesnt even look at me, if an officer in texas sees your gun, you get arrested just because he saw it. its their law.
Scramblus - November 7, 2013, 5:12 am
So instead you're going to promote.....inter state warfare?
deerbag2 - December 29, 2012, 11:58 am
All the states are gimme. I haven't heard of one state cutting taxes, due to spending cuts.
OTC - November 25, 2012, 7:00 pm
How can we be divided? Wasn't obama suppose to be the great unifier? Evidence of more failure.
OTC - November 19, 2012, 12:01 pm
Red states-gimme liberty. Blue states- gimme free stuff
crankyhead - November 12, 2012, 5:43 pm
Seriously, the math would indicate that it's not the blue states that are the 'Gimme-pig' states.
Cannabal - November 12, 2012, 4:37 pm
Anyone care to remember how the last secession went? Anyone? Anyone?
arnnatz - November 10, 2012, 2:44 pm
if you look at the election results, the country is already pretty divided. It's a matter now of what it takes to get the country back on an even keel. I don't think it's going to happen anytime soon at least as long as people promote class warfare.
thatmfguy - November 10, 2012, 1:45 pm
Yo! Vik, check it out: https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/peacefully-grant-state-louisiana-withdraw-united-states-america-and-create-its-own-new-government/1wrvtngl
PapaFox - November 8, 2012, 7:41 pm
It's amazing how quickly these so-called patriots turn into traitors the second they don't get what they want.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 8, 2012, 4:37 pm

Yep, Divide the country because you're unhappy with an election result. You're a real patriot Vik......

U.S. ON THE BRINK: OBAMA MUST GO - It is a disgrace to watch the disregard that Obama and his administration have for our Constitution, our place in the world, our country's security and our future.


OBAMA DESTROYING AMERICA - Obama wants to turn America into a banana republic like Venezuela. He is deliberately destroying the world's strongest economy and currency with his reckless spending and currency printing.

A FLAT TAX IS A FAIR SHARE FROM EVERYONE - Dr. Benjamin Carson: "With the tithing system that God ordained everybody pay into it, not just one group of people. The government officials are not going to be so ready to raise tax rates if it affects everybody."

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Pikeman - November 4, 2015, 7:38 pm
Yet some how the leftists will not consider it.
premiumgrade - December 4, 2013, 3:00 am
This is hilarious, in a terrifying way. Carson WAS audited by the IRS following his February speech at the National Prayer Breakfast. The President was in the first row. The man is so transparently crooked, it’s laughable.
Renza - February 18, 2013, 12:08 pm
All the rich people getting their earnings from capitol gains would cry if we moved to a flat tax rate.

MOLON LABE! - Only Criminals, Dictators and Democrats Fear Armed Citizens. Guns Don't Kill People. Socialist Democrats Do. When only Democrats & Drug Cartels have guns, how SAFE will True Americans be?

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americamessedup - November 22, 2014, 11:15 pm
what do you mean by that? both of you
OTC - November 22, 2014, 5:44 pm
Because liberals in this country punish the victims, not the perpetrator.
americamessedup - November 21, 2014, 11:34 pm
birddseedd - December 29, 2013, 1:57 am
Very interesting, thank you. although it is pretty clear even by his speaches now that he is anti gun.
JGalt - December 29, 2013, 1:15 am
birddseedd - December 28, 2013, 6:52 pm
reference needed

OBAMA WATCHED THEM DIE - The White House and the State Dept watched, in real time from an overhead drone, live video of the attack and did nothing. They did nothing to help those Americans under attack, those Americans who ended up dead.

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Bandit5906 - September 14, 2016, 11:33 pm
They had requested increased security from #CrookedHillary 600 times! Six hundred. When they were killed #CrookedHillary lied like the POS liar she is! She watched them die & still lied like a pig she is!
GrouchoMarxist - October 26, 2012, 8:21 pm
http://weaselzippers.us/2012/10/26/ac-130-gunship-was-on-scene-in-benghazi-with-cia-officer-on-ground-pointing-laser-designator-at-target-obama-admin-refused-to-let-it-fire/ Babababa bamster voted present

INVISIBLE HOPE AND CHANGE - Obummer: The Hope Was Hype. Empty Suit, Empty Promises, Empty Chair. When Somebody Doesn't Do The Job, You Gotta Let 'Em Go. 06 NOVEMBER 2012 VOTE 4 MITT. Fill the Empty Chair 2012

ALL TOOLS ARE BY DEFINITION USEFUL, - but they can also be destructive. Using fire gave us freedom from the cold and predators. Fire also destroys and kills, but that doesn't mean we not use it for its intended purpose, just that we use it responsibly.

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Renza - July 29, 2013, 7:48 am
If you manage to accomplish that, you are far more mentally capable than any fundy on this site.
Zeul - July 28, 2013, 11:25 pm
Noted ... Renza is an idiot, ignore from here forth ... Papa one word Boston
Renza - March 5, 2013, 3:11 pm
Quick, everyone we must band together to fight and disarm the terrorists! ...so people terrified of disarmament, how's that for equivalent crazy/paranoia?
Renza - March 5, 2013, 3:10 pm
So if these are tools specifically designed for death, violence, or terrorism, that would suggest that anyone who supports the deregulation and open distribution of them is a terrorist.
Renza - March 5, 2013, 2:41 pm
So, in addition to killing whatever they're pointed at, they can also be used to coerce someone to do or not to do something through the threat of death or violence? Sounds almost identical to terrorism...
ipaprime - March 5, 2013, 7:41 am
detering getting robbed, ra**d, murdered. also causing the person it is pointed at to **** their pants if you are lucky
PapaFox - March 4, 2013, 8:54 pm
For that matter, try gunning down a few dozen people in a minute using a match.
Renza - March 4, 2013, 7:31 pm
So, what purpose exactly does a firearm have other than killing or seriously injuring whatever it's pointed at?

THE AMERICAN REVOLUTION - Wouldn't Have Happened With Gun Control. An armed public deters tyranny. The Second Amendment Protects The First. Socialism: A Clear Reason For The Second Amendment

AUDACITY OF OBAMA..... - Barack Obama: Incompetent Narcissist B.S. Artist-In-Chief! Coward. National Disgrace. Political Hoax. Worst President, Ever.

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GrouchoMarxist - September 26, 2012, 6:54 pm
Because he's so d*** popular

FDR CAUSED THE GREAT DEPRESSION - The problem is big government, big spending, and big meddling. Wait a minute, the term "big" is not adequate to describe the leviathan federal government.

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Pikeman - November 5, 2015, 8:24 am
Margin buying 100% or none at all else causes disaster.
Pikeman - November 5, 2015, 8:23 am
@ PapaFox --- It was a nasty recession but on the mend until FDR hit it with a massive "stimulus" package every time the economy began to recover. Margin buying 100% or none at all.
ipaprime - January 11, 2013, 11:39 pm
unlike you i read the entire poster and do know enough of history to know that FDR did indeed prolong the depression and that most democrats since then have followed the same path
PapaFox - January 11, 2013, 10:10 pm
ipaprime - January 11, 2013, 10:00 pm
and you look normal with your brain laying on the floor for not reading the whole poster
rebeccaolsen - January 11, 2013, 7:19 pm
Hands down better than anything Vbatcrapcrazy has ever posted. Easily more enjoyable than the bipolar screamfests done in crayon that you peddle around here. You forgot to take your prozac again.Obama won. Get over it.
foxrecon19d - January 11, 2013, 7:07 pm
Wooooooowwww!!! Take a look at rebeccaolsen's posters. Then read again what she just posted.
PapaFox - January 11, 2013, 1:23 pm
A lot of Vic's posters are funny without meaning to be. ;)
rebeccaolsen - January 11, 2013, 12:39 pm
Wasn't the criteria for these posters that they at least attempt to be funny? Lame
PapaFox - January 11, 2013, 9:30 am
You look funny with those bullet holes in your feet. :-D
ipaprime - January 11, 2013, 8:05 am
if you read in the top part it says prolonged. now why dont you get some lasiks
PapaFox - January 10, 2013, 10:55 am
Dude, buy some glasses. What part of the capitalized phrase "FDR CAUSED THE GREAT DEPRESSION" did you miss? :-D
Rudedog - January 10, 2013, 8:04 am
Sorry dude can't go with you on that one, although in response to the Great Depression/pearl harbor the wheels of big government were set into motion
ipaprime - January 10, 2013, 7:55 am
you might want to reread it he did not say FDR started the depression , he said he PROLONGED it
PapaFox - January 10, 2013, 7:21 am
FDR caused the Great Depression?!? Thanks, I haven't laughed that hard in a long time! :-D

PRES. OBAMA BEARS FALSE WITNESS - Beware false prophets promising CHANGE. I'm not opposed to Obama because he's black. I'm opposed to Obama because he's an idiot.

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Pikeman - November 4, 2015, 6:58 pm
0bama is the one that needs a teleprompter to complete a sentence.
Scramblus - September 13, 2013, 5:14 am
Michelle malkin proving the pot apparently can call the kettle black

Barack Obama belongs in jail -

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GlennSwampfox - December 6, 2015, 11:57 pm
Is this politifake strictly for Obama bashing? I regret joining if that's how this •.org" is going to roll.
Pikeman - May 31, 2014, 8:12 am
No we want him punished for the crimes he has committed since a**uming office, such as four counts negligent homicide.
RonaldReagan - May 18, 2014, 4:48 pm
Miss him. Not sure yet about the new fella
Jamison12 - May 4, 2014, 10:52 pm
So if you don't agree with someone, they belong in jail? Okay...

STUPIDITY SHOULD BE PAINFUL - Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.

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Renza - March 20, 2013, 10:13 am
observance without understanding leads only to meaningless repetition.
ipaprime - March 20, 2013, 8:36 am
true just rember To acquire knowledge, one must study; but to acquire wisdom, one must observe
Renza - March 20, 2013, 8:23 am
One often leads to the other, and people in either category often don't know the difference, often don't care either.
ipaprime - March 20, 2013, 7:34 am
stupidity is a subjective call, ignorance is not.
Renza - March 19, 2013, 11:54 am
I believe the point cranky is making is that intelligent people, like say Galileo, are often viewed as insane by stupid people, like say the renaissance church, because they can't comprehend what they're hearing so it's stupid, crazy, and impossible.
ipaprime - March 19, 2013, 8:46 am
or to put it better, no matter how intelligent you are you can always be stupid.
ipaprime - March 19, 2013, 8:36 am
intelligence has no bering on stupidity
crankyhead - March 19, 2013, 8:16 am
The problem for smart people, is that they appear to be crazy people, to stupid people.
ipaprime - March 19, 2013, 7:58 am
okay but again the warning, Everyone is Stupid to Someone else
Renza - March 18, 2013, 8:06 am
Batty does make a lot of questionable posters, I kinda agree with this one, natural selection isn't necessarily a bad thing. Stupidity probably should be painful so hopefully they have reason to learn.
ipaprime - March 17, 2013, 10:36 pm
true but i was just pointing out the stupidity of this posting
Renza - March 17, 2013, 11:08 am
Generally speaking, there's a pretty clear difference between thinking, doing, or saying something stupid, and being truly stupid and likely being a candidate for the Darwin award.
ipaprime - March 17, 2013, 4:11 am
ok but just realise that everyone is stupid to someonelse for a valid reason

AMERICA: LOVE IT OR LEAVE - Speak English in America, Speak Spanish in Mexico. NO Sharia Law Here Ever! NO ISLAMIC LAW IN THE U.S.A.! Patriotism, Not Socialism. Crush Socialism. Crush Radical Islam

MITT ROMNEY SUPPORTS ISRAEL - Mitt Romney for a Safe & Secure Israel. Obama: Muslim Brotherhood. Anti-Semite. Bringing Hope to Imams and Change to Israel. Unfit To Be President. Defeat Obama 2012. Vote Republican 2012

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eddyleesmith - January 8, 2013, 12:20 pm
I will vote republican when they can put up a fiscally conservative politician who does not flip flop and can do basic math. Heck, until GW Bush I always voted for Rep. presidential candidates.
OlderThanDirt - September 29, 2012, 10:35 am
Excellent. Must share.

STOP THE LIBERAL HATE - Despite liberals being so vociferous about tolerance regarding voices of discontent and disagreement, liberals are indeed only tolerant of those they agree with.

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RonaldReagan - April 5, 2015, 3:49 am

BENGHAZIGATE: END DON'T ASK DON'T TELL - Demand The Truth. Obama Lied About Benghazi

GUNS PREVENT TYRANNY - Why would China want the U.S. to have stringent gun laws? Because an America that is disarmed is a lot easier to take over than one that has an armed citizenry.

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realogic2 - March 17, 2013, 10:35 pm
Also don't even begin to blame Obama for jobs leaving the country again that has been going on for decades. Of course this argument is probably pointless. You're constantly on caps, have shown no evidence but conjecture and quotes. F'ing tool.
realogic2 - March 17, 2013, 10:30 pm
China knows they can just buy everything because you idiot Americans sell everything to them, let your jobs go over seas (that's the fault of corporations being too greedy), and then you buy everything from China because it is cheap.
realogic2 - March 17, 2013, 10:29 pm
Vbattaile they have much better ways to take over. Who the hell would think a land war with America would be good with or without armed citizens? Suddenly the whole world would stop caring and not help an ally? China is too smart for that.
vbattaile - February 2, 2013, 9:03 pm
"simplegnius", ---- "The militia is the natural defence of a free country against sudden foreign invasions, domestic insurrections, and domestic usurpations of power by rulers." JOSEPH STORY
vbattaile - February 2, 2013, 9:02 pm
"simplegenius", In war, numbers alone confer no advantage..
vbattaile - February 2, 2013, 9:02 pm
"simplegenius", In war, numbers alone confer no advantage.. UNS, IT'S ABOUT CONTROL The problem with LIBTARDS that they can't discern the truth.
vbattaile - February 2, 2013, 9:01 pm
vbattaile - February 2, 2013, 9:00 pm
"simplegenius", in case you've forgotten, that's the first thing a government does when it wants to take complete control of it's people.
vbattaile - February 2, 2013, 8:59 pm
Of course they want us disarmed...its the ONLY way they could take us over.
vbattaile - February 2, 2013, 8:57 pm
"simplegenius", then why haven't they invaded the US??? We're waiting. MOLON LABE, China
Doggit - January 30, 2013, 3:40 pm
But better than acting like the French
simplegenius - January 30, 2013, 12:03 pm
If China wanted to take over, they would just have to call us on our loans owed. also, as good as we are military-wise and how many Americans that own guns, it still would not help against the sheer number that China could send our way.

OBAMACARE: ARE YOU EXEMPT? - Obamacare: Where is my waiver? I want my waiver! If Obamacare is so great why is Congress exempt? Defund ObamaCare, Then Repeal It.

SILENT NO MORE: - NAVY SEALS FURIOUS AT OBAMA. Veterans for a Strong America has filmed a shocking interview with Navy SEALs who tell the TRUTH about the Obama Admin. and the incredible danger it poses to America.

THE AMERICAN INDIAN - Found Out What Happens When You Don't Control Immigration! Sure you can trust the government... Ask any Native American! Big Government is Anti-American. Cut Big Government: Defeat Obama. Deport Obama

DUMB DOWN WITH ASPARTAME - Aspartame is, by far, the most dangerous substance on the market that is added to foods. There was a time when aspartame was listed by the Pentagon as a biochemical warfare agent.

NEVER CRITICIZE DER FUEHRER - Obama: Modern day Hitler. Obama is a socialist. Hitler was a socialist. Hitler gave great speeches and had his own symbol, too.


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RonaldReagan - July 19, 2015, 2:13 am
heh heh
Renza - March 9, 2013, 2:49 pm
seems more plausible given the probability of a cloud ever taking that specific shape at an angle and location for someone to see it.
realogic - March 9, 2013, 12:50 am
Or maybe just maybe it's directed at all of you.

LOOK AT FIGURES ON LEGAL ABORTION - Why is it that so many high profile gun-control advocates are so vehemently pro-abortion? In retrospect, the reason for gun control is really not a concern for life but about people control.

NOT EVERYTHING IS WHAT IT SEEMS - 'Crisis actors' were hired by Homeland Security in an effort to push for gun control. One of the parents 'acted' as an attorney for Aurora shooter James Holmes.


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RonaldReagan - April 5, 2015, 3:56 am
Past is the past

IM RUDE AND CRUDE - And Socially Unacceptable